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Is this a joke to jacks hatred toward trump per chance?

@@rockprotector- *_"Jack be nimble, Jack be slick_* *_Jack jumped over the Icky schtick"_* ~~ Hopalong Wienerdog

@@rockprotector- P.S: On behalf of everyone here in the front office, all the boys in the band, and all the ships at sea, we would like to show our appreciation for your steadfast and undie-turd dedication to protecting rock eight days a week, by awarding you the coveted *_"Clinton/Lewinsky Soggy Cigar Award"_* for Valor, Velour, and Valium. May pizmotality be with thee for all of thy days, and may the mighty puppetoots of love shine down upon thee all night long, young Jedi.

@@paradisepipeco lol, i appreciate this humble gift, thank yoi

@@rockprotector- No need to thank me; I'm here to help. A long time ago in a Ford Galaxie far far away, I had hoped to become a major league baseball player, as a switch hitter, although alas, Alice, it was not to be. But I did learn one valuable lesson _(to always wear a rock protector when on the field)._ I failed as a switch hitter, however... it seemed my right hand didn't know what my left hand was doing most of the time. _(I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous)._ But I digress right out the egress, like a hot mess in a little black dress.....

*_"The strain in brain is mainly from cocaine."_* ~~ Pablo Escargot

*_"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with police."_* ~~ Keith Richards

No one is. That's Jack's guitar tech tuning his airline for him. Because before they played this song, Jack tried tuning it and he was struggling with tuning it. That's why he used his Crestwood during this song.

Aye, me bucko. He's a clever lad; he is.

And one small step for a hoppy-toad.

I advise you listen to Jack whites performance in Paris last year. He puts on an incredible show.

This is what can happen if you give bunk drugs to drunk bugs.

YEAH

Perfectly said.

And Meg’s the glue keeping it together and holding it down. Without her, Jack would probably dematerialize in a blast of cosmic energy.

*Jack’s Raw Zen ☯* is brought to you fresh daily by the sounds of one hand clapping and one dog barking; wielding the lamp of Diogenes to light your path to Satori in your search for Dory _(on the second story)._ 💡 ➡ 🐟 ⬅

I never sausage a link.

If Link Wray had finesse, than Jack's a hot mess. He's not steady like Duane Eddy _(or a Page named Bettie)._

*_"If you say 'Jesus' backwards, it sounds like 'sausage'."_* ~~ Jimmy Dean

@@paradisepipeco What is fueling these comments?

@@therideneverends1697 Dilithium crystals, with a little unobtainium sauce wrapped in a conundrum with a little cilantro garnish on the side, to the distant sounds of the ghost of Danny Gatton through a tweed Vibrolux. And thanks for asking.

He's a mother plucker and an all night trucker. His guitar went on strike, so he had to pick it.

Why? This band is awesome!

Why the fuck you watching this video then?